Because I love you so much

I remember the night quite clearly,

For a song had instilled such a fear in me!

With lyrics clunky and trite,

I thought the lyricist might,

Have an impediment or disability.

But lo and behold my surprise,

To find the artist that I despise,

Is sane and quite healthy,

And has become quite wealthy,

Off this rubbish he’s named “Fireflies”!

My life has become quite sad,

As this tune has driven me mad,

I’ve adopted 9 cats,

Wear a tinfoil hat,

And live with toaster named Brad. (He’s really good at connect four)

Dear Internet, I challenge you to find another boyfriend that would debase themselves to this extent, all in the name of love. Molly, you have opened up a can of WORMS. And now that I know you have the ability to capture your challenges on video...oh man, I cannot WAIT for you to slip up!! I will have my day.

Menacingly with hints of love,

~The Mouse